It's so nice to meet you. What? That's not blood? It's leftover coloring and meconium? Well thank you for telling us. We wouldn't want anyone to think y'all were hemorrhaging or were in pain of some sort. Hey, would you mind telling your brothers and sisters to take their time coming out? We literally turned our backs for twenty minutes and you were out and exercising your beautiful wings.
(Now I'm afraid to take Elayna to Story Hour at the library. We missed Susan coming out. I'd like for us to witness at least one butterfly making its debut.)
