Jessica Oakes = Satan. In an attempt to "encourage" little Elayna out, Jess suggested the trail around Chamber's Bay Golf Course ("Home of the 2010 Amateur and 2015 US Open Championships"). So she, Cheri, and I decided to visit 'ol Chamber's Bay this afternoon. Did I mention the trail loop is 3.25 miles? Ninety percent of it is unshaded and there are hills so steep, I hope to never have to climb them again unless I'm on a horse. Honestly, I'm not sure how I'm still alive. Oh, and there are a whopping two bathrooms on the entire thing... clearly not constructed with preggos in mind. It was quite a feat to complete the trail. Next time, I think I'll bring Dax along-- not only could he use the exercise, but this canine, born to pull, would help me up the steep hills... for shizzle. (And then there was Jess, jogging backwards uphill, encouraging her mother and me to keep truckin. All I could think was, "If she gets any closer, I'm gonna snap her in two.")