Holey Moley. Only two weeks until the baby's predicted debut. But wait, it gets better. At my last appointment, I was asking questions about the accuracy of a due date. The doctor told me to think of it more as a "due month" rather than a "due date." And the date given is in the exact middle of that month. Meaning, she's "due" anytime between my 38th and 42nd week. (That begins today.) Let's hope Elayna cooperates for once and decides to help ease the mama's misery by coming sooner than later.
Elayna, this is officially your two week notice. You must vacate the premises by the 15th of September.
